Ethanism

"I like to trick Zoe by using double-reverse psychology."

Jennifer's poignant question

"What books would be in the George W. Bush Presidential Library?"

Sharks in the lobby

Samuel and Ethan got a chance to test out their Christmas gifts.

Mitten makeover

Jennifer bought a cleaning mitt the other day, and when I saw it in the kitchen I thought, "This deserves a better life."


So I bought some ping-pong balls and false eyelashes, and glued a little patch of black fabric in the palm for a mouth. My attention span is six minutes. Fortunately this took five.


So far it gets a thumbs up from Samuel, Ethan, and a baby on the subway. Some things were meant to be.

Just enough snow

"Do you know what I hate about weekends?"

"They end."

DeLorean holiday party

Every time I write a blog entry about attending a DeLorean Club function I have to reiterate that we are the only club members who don't actually own a DeLorean.

But Samuel will be club president someday, so we're just getting him acclimated.

The event last night was an indoor mini-golf party. The highlight was seeing one club member's recently converted DeLorean time machine.


He has owned the car for over a decade and keeps it in great shape. A few months ago he had it shipped to a DeLorean customizer in Texas, who outfitted it with flux bands, exhaust vents, worm hole emitter, Mr. Fusion, and all other necessities for time travel. And for the equivalent of two years of private school tuition, you've got yourself a time machine.

How cool is that?


Cool enough for public school, says Samuel.