I'm writing 7 songs in 7 days. Today: Kids Rock.
"Diaper Rash Blues"
(Jerry Lee Loser)
I got a stinky little brother
Who went potty under cover
Got the diaper rash blues
Got a painful little problem
Cause he didn’t clean his bottom
Got the diaper rash blues
He’s a bawling like he’s dying
Or he’s already dead
Cause his bottom feels like frying
And it’s turning bright red
I got the stinky little brother frying feel like dying diaper rash blues
I got a stupid baby sister
Got her diapers in a twister
Got the diaper rash blues
Couldn’t wait to find a potty
In her diaper did a naughty
Got the diaper rash blues
She’s wailing like a banshee
All over the place
And she’s stinking up the atmosphere
In front of my face
I got the stupid baby sister in a twister stinking diaper rash blues
Now if you got a brother
Man you better run for cover
From the diaper rash blues
If you got a sister
With her diapers in a twister
From those diaper rash blues
Don’t wait until they’re shouting
Til it’s hurting your ears
Don’t let them start a-pouting
‘Bout the pain in their rears
Don’t get those stinky little brother sister shouting pouting diaper rash blues
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