Re-learning to curse

I'm in the middle of a grueling 6-week regimen to try to regain some of my cursing abilities that I lost due to fatherhood.

I tried so hard not to curse around my kids for the past twelve years that now, when I step in dog pee at 2am I say, "Oh, my goodness!"

I'm concerned that it's starting to negatively impact my persona as an edgy rebel.

So I'm trying to say one bad word every hour. But it's a long road, gosh darn it. I appreciate your support.