Least Romantic Love Song Lyrics of All Time (Part 2)

"Torn Between Two Lovers" (Mary MacGregor)


You mustn't think you've failed me
Just because there's someone else
You were the first real love I ever had
And all the things I ever said
I swear they still are true
For no one else can have the part of me I gave to you

Thanks for reassuring me, because, yeah, when you just told me that you're in love with both me and someone else, my first thought was, "Oh, I failed you."


"Your Song" (Elton John)


So excuse me forgetting but these things I do
You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen

They're blue, a--hole.


"I Will" (The Beatles)


For if I ever saw you
I didn't catch your name
But it never really mattered
I will always feel the same

No need to tell me your name either, 'cause I see it right there on your psychiatric patient ID badge.


"That Old Song" (Ray Parker Jr.)



I shouldn't be tellin you this
I know that I'm out of place
But when I love another woman
I can still see your face, baby

Um, yeah, Ray, you probably shouldn't be tellin her that.