I just cleaned out the fridge

I threw out:

• 6 take-out containers of half-eaten Chinese food (from two different occasions)
• 2 take-out containers of rice
• A take-out container of Chinese soup or dipping sauce or something dark and icky
• An unopened package of bacon with an expriation date of Oct 2
• A near-empty tub of butter (there's a full tub still in there)
• An unopened FreshDirect pre-packaged salmon dinner with an expiration date of Oct 2
• A peanut butter and jelly sandwich, date of creation unknown (but rigor mortis had set in)
• A blondie wrapped in tin foil, date unknown, but hard (I tried it, just in case)
• An unopened package of jumbo ravioli, "use or freeze by Oct 4"
• Half of a salad, lettuce wilting
• A small take-out container of salad dressing
• A tiny container of something else vaguely liquidy
• An unopened half pound of cheddar cheese, expiration date Oct 19 (but also showing mold)
• An unopened take-out container of chicken soup from Citarella, "sell by 10/11"

We're only staying in this apartment during our bathroom renovation--we just moved in on October 1.

Jennifer's going to come home and say, "Where's that tub of butter? It was perfectly good!"