I knew this time would come

My kids have matured beyond me. Here is a visual representation of the maturity chasm between us:

It was a beautiful, sunny weekend and I couldn't get anyone to go to Hurricane Harbor with me. Ethan said he'd rather hang out with his friends. I asked him if he wanted to invite one of his friends. He got no takers. I asked Samuel the same question--same result.

Jennifer said she'd be willing to go with me. I said, "You want to go to a water park?"

She said, "No, but I will because I love you."

A pity water park date. Like when I say I'll go to Target with her.

We stayed home and cleaned the apartment instead.