Okay, so I bought the toddler dress.
Now I just need a toddler to wear it, and the world will be a better place.
I'm paying for it from the advance of my third book. Which I've not yet sold, so technically that money doesn't exist. But my plan is to give the dress to the 1-year-old daughter of my agent, thereby incentivizing her to close the book deal. I've managed to get this far in life with ass-backward thinking like that, so I think it might work.
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