We've started looking at high schools for Samuel. Here are ten that he hopefully won't be attending:
10. Flushing High (Queens)
9. Automotive High (Brooklyn)
8. Banana Kelly High (Bronx)
7. Food and Finance High (Manhattan)
6. Fannie Lou Hamer Freedom High (Bronx)
5. ACORN Community High (Brooklyn)
4. High School for Violin and Dance (Bronx)
3. Urban Action Academy (Brooklyn)
2. Peace and Diversity Academy (Bronx)
1. Bread and Roses High (Manhattan)
Bonus: CSI High (Staten Island)
Clever. Very clever. Thanks for the laugh today.
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