Myrtle Beach Things

(Sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things")

Dixie flag beach towels and cigarette lighters
Hunting knives, taffy and cheeseburger sliders
Mini golf, Magi Quest, buffalo wings
These are a few of my Myrtle Beach things.

Soft sandy beaches and warm summer breezes
Hank Williams Jr. and NASCAR and Jesus
Pool-peeing toddlers with new water wings
These are a few of my Myrtle Beach things.

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I want a tattoo
I simply remember my fav'rite red state
And then I don't feel so blue.