The Tarp Report
Confessions of a dreamer
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
If I had all the money in the world, by Ethan Tarpley
I would fix up Mars 2112, because it doesn't look so good anymore.
I would buy Dad out of his job so he doesn't have to work anymore and he could just write books and go for runs.
I would buy a DeLorean time machine for Samuel.
I would go to Funplex.
I would buy a playground.
I would buy myself out of school.
I would buy the police and the president so that I would be able to get out of school.
I would buy Mom out of work just part of the time, because she kind of likes it.
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