If I had all the money in the world, by Ethan Tarpley

I would fix up Mars 2112, because it doesn't look so good anymore.

I would buy Dad out of his job so he doesn't have to work anymore and he could just write books and go for runs.

I would buy a DeLorean time machine for Samuel.

I would go to Funplex.

I would buy a playground.

I would buy myself out of school.

I would buy the police and the president so that I would be able to get out of school.

I would buy Mom out of work just part of the time, because she kind of likes it.