Monday, November 10, 2014

Wild things

Ethan: "Hey, Daddio...what animal would you like to get attacked by, and by how many?"

Todd: "Cocker Spaniel puppies. About a dozen."

Ethan: "I thought you were going to say human babies."

Todd: "Oh, I didn't know they counted. But, yes, I would choose to be attacked by a swarm of toddlers. What animal would you like to be attacked by?"

Ethan: "It's too hard to decide."

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