In honor of my dad's birthday today, some slogans for old folks:
"70 is the new 40."
"I'm so old all my clothes are back in style."
"I'm even better looking if you take your glasses off."
"I'm available. (For a limited time only.)"
"Geriatric Delinquent."
"I'm so old my grandkids are on Social Security."
"I'm not getting older, I'm getting--um...what was I talking about?"
"Age is a state of mind. Did I mention I'm senile?"
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