Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Slogans for Old Age


In honor of my dad's birthday today, some slogans for old folks:

"70 is the new 40."

"I'm so old all my clothes are back in style."

"I'm even better looking if you take your glasses off."

"I'm available. (For a limited time only.)"

"Geriatric Delinquent."

"I'm so old my grandkids are on Social Security."

"I'm not getting older, I'm getting--um...what was I talking about?"

"Age is a state of mind. Did I mention I'm senile?"

1 comment:

  1. "they are so old, the look like a toad xx"

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