Sorority Evictions Raise Issue of Looks and Bias

From today's NY Times.

When a DePauw University poll described the sisters of Delta Gamma as "socially awkward," the sorority responded by jettisoning half of its members.

Wouldn't it be funny if the survey itself was a prank, carried out by a rival sorority?

"They got us again," lamented Delta Gamma president Fawn Lieberwitz. "I guess we sort of over-reacted."

"Like, can you say 'losers'?" laughed Kappa Kappa Gamma president Jenny White (above, center, demonstrating sorority arms-at-sides running technique).

(Pictured above: Kappa Kappa Gamma members flee the Delta Gamma house after an earlier prank in which honey was slathered on the toes of sleeping members and a St. Bernard was unleashed.)