Cooper Kit

I'm not a big shiller for products--unless they happen to be my own, in which case I'll make an exception. It's not that I have ethics; it's that no one reads my blog anyway, so why pretend to have viral influence that I don't actually have?

But it's the holiday season, so let's suspend disbelief and pretend that I do.

I was sent something called the Cooper Kit right before Christmas--it's a "dad kit" that you subscribe to, and once a month a big box comes to your home, and it contains cool stuff that your kid opens and gets all excited about. The theme of the first kit was "How Things Fly"--it contained, among other things, a catapult, a flying-themed picture book, a tiny paratrooper, and...I'm blanking now, but did I mention the catapult?

Samuel and his friend Lindsey opened the kit in the middle of the living room. They both said, "Cool! A catapult!" and spent the next thirty minutes building the catapult and ignoring everything else.

So...feedback to Cooper Kit: the catapult is a big winner.

Last bit of the pitch: Cooper Kit is trying to raise money. They're using a web site called Kickstarter, which allows people to contribute. They've set a goal of raising $22,000 by, um, tomorrow night. Right now they have--well, less than that.

Suffice it to say that if the fifteen people who regularly read my blog each contributes a mere $1,000...they still won't hit their goal. But they'll be closer.

Anyway, thumbs up from me--it's a great concept and well executed. I hope they succeed. Here's the link.

Christmas in Scottsdale: the highlights

Pancakes.

Go-karts.

Swimming in December.

Frank Lloyd Wright architecture.

My dad trying to fit into a wet suit.

Family.

Southwest Airlines is every man for himself

We didn't fully comprehend the ramifications of Southwest Airlines' "open seating" policy, which is a lot like the Pamplona bull run, and was designed to ensure that families of four never sit together.

Adding to the stress was the fact that we were rushing so quickly to get out the door to the airport at 5:30am that I shouted to Samuel, "Grab your backpack, let's go!"--forgetting that the boys' clothes were not in Samuel's backpack but in a suitcase that was still sitting on the bedroom floor.

But we made it to Scottsdale. It's good to be here.

Christmas prison song

Ethan is trying to write a Christmas musical before we leave for Scottsdale on Sunday. He says he has already written four songs but he still has two to go. He needs to write one more tonight.

I said, "Can I help?"

He said, "I need a song about breaking out of prison."

I immediately started offering up Christmas prison song titles and riffs. He told me to come back when I had a real song.

Fifteen minutes later I offered up this:

"Jailhouse Christmas"

We'll have a jailhouse Christmas
We're really gonna rock the joint
We'll have a jailhouse Christmas
Ain't nothing gonna disappoint

It's gonna get crazy
Wait and see
We're gonna party in the slammer
And throw away the key
We'll have a jailhouse Christmas
My jailhouse friends and me

We'll have a jailhouse Christmas
Gonna decorate the jailhouse tree
We'll have a jailhouse Christmas
Gonna set our spirits free

From the jailhouse laundry
to the jailhouse gym
We're gonna rock around the cellblock
'til the lightbulbs dim
We'll have a jailhouse Christmas
Let the jailhouse fun begin

We'll have a jailhouse Christmas
We're really gonna rock the joint
We'll have a jailhouse Christmas
Ain't nothing gonna disappoint

Well I'm up for good behavior

With my Christmas grin

But if they let me out

I'm coming right back in

For that jailhouse Christmas

Let the jailhouse fun begin

Yeah, the jailhouse Christmas

Let the jailhouse fun begin

Yeah, the jailhouse Christmas
Let the jailhouse fun begin


He liked it enough to let me sing it to his friend Aaron via Skype. But he says it's not technically about breaking out of prison, so he'll have to think about it.

"Hey, the world didn't end."

"Maybe it ends today. Well, if it does, at least I'm awake to see it. I'd like to get it on video."

The Tarp Street Journal 2012 is here

Happy holidays (link).

I'm wasting time, and you should too

For reasons not completely known to me, I got an email from someone asking if I'd post this to my blog. It had something to do with the fact that I'd previously posted something about procrastinating, and therefore I obviously have an engaged readership devoted to procrastinating.

So apparently there's a site called OnlineClasses.org, which I'd never heard of, and whose business model I can't quite figure out, but God bless them, they've gone to the trouble of creating an actual infographic, and they feel it's going to go viral, thereby generating a lot of traffic to OnlineClasses.org, allowing them to make an additional $13.79 in referral commissions from the University of Phoenix, thereby allowing them to buy a mocha grande frappucino at Starbucks over the holidays. And because I support the dreams of such people, and also because I don't want to work on the PowerPoint presentation I'm supposed to finish before the holiday break starts tomorrow afternoon, I'm taking an extra 10 minutes to post this.

And did I mention that the graphic is courtesy of OnlineClasses.org? They politely asked me to state that clearly.

I saw this on the way to work today

My first thought was, "I've gotta buy that for Samuel."

Our lobby Christmas tree is now decorated

We have no tree of our own this year because:

1) We're going to Scottsdale next week to spend Christmas with my parents, and

2) Our living room is still full of boxes, paint cans, and drop cloths from the bathroom renovation. (We like to take our time with clean-up.)

Thankfully we have a Christmas tree thirty feet away in the lobby, which we helped decorate last night with the help of three happily screaming little girls from the building. Well, they were a little quieter before I got there--Jennifer finally made me go back to our apartment.

Whoa. A hover board and a portal gun in the same week.

Christmas is definitely going to be a let-down.

My phone

I like it when I turn on my phone in the morning and there's a Cartoon Network video there, and I know Ethan has been lurking.

I like Seattle, mostly

I'm on my way home from a business trip to Seattle. What I like about Seattle:

The airport is new and clean.

The airlink train from the airport to downtown is convenient and doesn't reek of unwashed armpits like the cabs at JFK.

Downtown is very nice. They have electric buses and a mall with a Johnny Rockets that serves cheeseburgers at 9:30pm when most everything else is closed.

My book is featured at B&N (which made me feel better about having just eaten a giant cheeseburger at 12:30 am NY time).

What I don't like about Seattle:

There must be some sort of law that everyone must wear a sherpa hat. Even the homeless people.

 

That would make it difficult for me to live there.

Moving Weekend

We're back in our apartment at last.

We spent yesterday uncovering our furniture from beneath dust-covered plastic tarps, vaccuuming and dusting and cleaning up cat pee and moving boxes and setting up the bed.

We took an evening break to attend a holiday party, where I won the Dads' Handstand, Cartwheel, and Splits Contest for the second year in a row (two-time defending champ...like taking candy from a baby).

Samuel and his friend Lindsey snuck away to a quiet spot during the party to play Minecraft, which he hasn't been able to do for much of the past month due to a lack of decent Internet access. Ethan said he has been completely cut off from communication with the outside world.

 

Then back home again to spend the night in our own apartment for the first time in two months. The best part?