What if you were on a different planet, and instead of potatoes, they had crotatoes? Like, they would look like potatoes, but they would have little, tiny crow heads sticking out of them. And when you got one you wouldn't be expecting it, and you'd go, "Aaaaggghh!"
Just adding an "ia" to a word makes it seem a lot fancier. Like, there's this show called Portlandia? It's set in Portland. But Portlandia sounds a lot fancier than just Portland.
You know, the whole idea of accordians is kind of lame.