I am more awesome than a janitor

The mark of status for stock traders is having an expensive wristwatch. For janitors, it's having a lot of keys on your belt.

For me, it's having season passes to multiple water parks in my wallet.

Last August we bought season passes to Six Flags/Hurricane Harbor, which were good for the remainder of the 2012 season and all of summer 2013. This past weekend we bought season passes to Camelbeach, which are good for the remainder of this season and all of summer 2014.

I am the official carrier of season passes. So for a brief, month-long window, I have all eight season passes in my wallet.

Deep breath.

It is a feeling of supreme power and awesomeness.