In the category of "Of absolutely no interest to anyone but me"...

Inspired by the gray silk curtains I saw at the Art Deco hotel in LA...

Voila. I'm a man who gets things done.

Once I did that, I was immediately repulsed by our modern white plastic electrical switches. Nothing says "Home Depot" quite like white plastic electrical switches. I can't live my life like that.

Excuse me for a second, I just threw up in my mouth.

I thought, "You know what would really be cool?"

Yeah, baby. Inlaid-pearl push-button switches. Courtesy of HouseofAntiqueHardware.com.

But seriously, I'm really easy to live with. Just ask Jennifer.