1. I was in an open field and saw a huge tornado coming toward me, but when I tried to run to a nearby house, the house kept getting farther away.
2. I started a new job only to realize on the first day that it was a nudist company and everyone was expected to come to work nude.
3. I was standing in line to see a play called "The Pursuit of Happiness." I was skeptical that it was going to be any good, but I had already committed to seeing it.
So, let's see...panic, fear of embarrassment, and disillusionment with the pursuit of happiness.
First week at a new job.