Big news in the Tarpley household.
Six-year-old Ethan proclaimed, "I am gay, and I am single."
I said, "Do you know what that means?"
He said, "Yeah, it means a boy who's in love with another boy. I'm in love with Aaron. We're going to get married. Then we're going to adopt a baby and name him Spot."
"A baby named Spot?"
"Spot is a dog."
Not that there's anything wrong with it.
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