Saturday, March 14, 2009
Takeoff from LaGuardia. Hoping for no geese. None seen.
Geese should be outlawed. They should re-purpose Guantanamo Bay for detention of geese. They should force geese into labor camps and make them stimulate the economy...process driver's licenses, work on auto assembly lines, restructure bad debt for banks. Geese are at least as smart as the people at Chase.
They should send geese to Afghanistan to down Taliban planes. Or, if the Taliban don't have planes, fly into the faces of their camels and try to blind them. At minimum, crap on the Taliban just to annoy them.