Monday, September 14, 2009

How big a butthead is Kanye West?

Things I'd rather do than hang out with Kanye:

1. Be a gaffer for Christian Bale.

2. Double-date with O.J. Simpson.

3. Invest my grandmother's pension with Bernie Madoff.

4. Get drunk and discuss Judaism with Mel Gibson.

5. Go hunting with Dick Cheney.

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