Sunday, February 13, 2011

We have a teenager

If Samuel had inherited the worst traits of his father he would be a rebellious, insecure, self-absorbed loser.

Fortunately, he invented time travel, which allowed him to go back in time and convince Jennifer to break up with Charlie Sheen and marry me instead.

The result? A wonderful boy with a big heart to match his big brown eyes.

Happy birthday, my sweetheart. There is nothing better in the whole world than being your dad.

Roll tape.

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