Robert: Wagner residence.
Morty: Bob, it's Morty. Your agent.
Robert: Wow.
Morty: Yeah, I know, it's been awhile. But listen, great news! I've got a gig for you!
Robert: Movie?
Morty: No.
Robert: Network TV series?
Morty: Commercial.
Robert: Okay. Luxury car? Premium liquor?
Morty: Even better, Bob. Reverse mortgages.
Robert: What's that?
Morty: You convince financially strapped old people to sell their homes in return for a monthly payment from a company that hopes they die soon so the company can make a profit.
Robert: Hmmm.
Morty: It's this or the dinner theater gig in Boca Raton.
Robert: I'm an actor. I can do this.
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