Obviously, I don't get out much.
I decided to stop by the Sherman Oaks Galleria on my way to LAX this morning. It's the mall where "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" was filmed.
I thought I might buy a dress shirt, then stop by the food court and look for Phoebe Cates and Jennifer Jason Leigh.
But as I discovered when I got there, the mall closed in 1999, was remodeled into mostly office space, and all that's left is the movieplex on the top floor.
I was all, like, dude, that's totally bogus.
So I'm now nostalgic for a place I never set foot in. It just seems like the universe owes me the courtesy of not changing except when I want it to. Do you know what I mean?