Wednesday, August 13, 2014

"If I were in charge of the lottery..."

"...instead of giving $5,000 a week for life, I'd give $4,000 a week for life, plus $1,000 a week worth of bacon. That way people would eat all that bacon and die faster, and I'd save a lot of money."

--Ethan Tarpley

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