1. Ethan's 7th birthday party was a success. Too cold to turn them loose at the playground, so we had an apartment full of gun-toting, sword-weilding, karate-chopping 7-year-old boys. Pizza, donuts, screaming, fart jokes, new toys.
2. Kahlua got a new haircut at the dog groomer's. She is now the prettiest dog in NYC.
3. Taxes not quite done. But close. No marital bloodshed thus far.
4. Nutra-Sweet. I stuck a Fresca in the back of the fridge, next to the cooling vent. Remember how gross Frescas used to taste, back in the 80s, when only your grandma drank them? Whoever invented Nutra-Sweet should get some sort of humanitarian prize for making the world a better place.
5. Iowa Hawkeyes are Big-10 wrestling champs.
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