Instructions for Bumper Ball, by Ethan Tarpley

Both players have 3 lives.

Player 1 throws the ball up. If he catches it, then he loses. If Player 1 does not catch it, then he loses. Player 1 loses no matter what.

If Player 2 throws it up and does not catch it, he loses. If Player 2 does catch it, then he loses. Player 2 loses no matter what.

If one of the players throws the ball up and the other player catches it, then the other player wins a point. And the player who threw it up loses a point.

Both players can use special attacks. When Player 1 and Player 2 use their special attacks, the other player loses a point. When both of them use their second special attack, none of them loses, but one of them gets disqualified. Actually, that's the same as losing.

If someone punches the ball instead of catching it, the other player gets an extra life.

Both players only have 2 attacks. If someone loses all of their weapons or lives, then they lose.

The player who has the most lives or special attacks wins.

After one person loses, they have a sword fight. If one of the players stabs the other player in the stomach 6 times, the player who got stabbed loses.