Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Celebrity sex addiction treatment center: Day 1

Good morning, gentlemen. Welcome to the Center for the Treatment of Sexual Addiction. I'm Doctor Tarpley.

Let me first say that sex addiction is a medical condition. Just like psoriasis or gall stones. You didn't ask for it. You bear no responsibility for tweeting a photo of your privates to someone you don't know. Or fathering a child with your housekeeper.

The important thing to realize is that you're a victim. And the purpose of your rehab is to make other people realize that too.

I applaud you for your courage.

Now, if you'll just pass me your credit card, I'll swipe it and we'll get started.


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