Monday, August 1, 2011

There exists a parallel universe...

...known as the Upper East Side.

Samuel and Ethan and I decided to have dinner at the EJ's on East 73rd, since the EJ's on the Upper West Side closed.

What we discovered is that, in addition to EJ's, there is a parallel-universe Brother Jimmy's, a parallel-universe Haru, a parallel-universe Citarella, and even a parallel-universe Gristides.

It's just like the Upper West Side except that instead of families in jeans and t-shirts, it's populated by old, overly tan people in Polo shirts. Creepy.

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