Thursday, June 18, 2009

What the hell happened to summer?

It's been like perpetual Oregon for the entire month of June. NYC is one cold, giant rain puddle.

Wasn't Global Warming supposed to make things warmer?

Jennifer informs me that Global Warming doesn't automatically mean everything gets warmer. Apparently it can cause general weather disruptions. Which seems like a cop-out, frankly.

"It's getting hotter."
"Must be Global Warming."
"Now it's getting colder."
"Global Warming again."
"It's kind of windy today."
"Yep. Global Warming."

And let me just state for the record that I personally blame this whole Global Warming thing on Sarah Palin, and I demand an apology on behalf of my children--and Suri too--who suffer as a result.

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