Back to Vegas

Just boarded a plane for Vegas. For business. Really.

A mom with a toddler and a baby just came down the aisle looking for their seats. I was thinking, "Please, please sit next to me." But they kept going.

I much prefer sitting next to a toddler or a baby on a plane than an adult. I would request it if I could, but the airlines ticket agent would think I'm mental.

I see a lot of people coming down the aisle. All people I don't want to sit next to. Big, sweaty-armed adults.

Crap.