Sunday, August 9, 2009

Spa to English translation

It's amazing how much you can learn in Vegas.

Spa: gym

Aqua Thermal Treatment Suite: shower area

Crystal Steam Room: steam room with violin music

Experiential Rains: shower with bird sounds

Finnish Sauna: sauna with cold wash cloths

Hydro Spa: jacuzzi

Herbal Laconium: lukewarm steam room that smells like a candle store

It cost me $40 just to work out at this "spa," now I smell like candles, and I didn't even get to see that woman in a towel.

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